Pink tickets for an extraordinary general meeting of the Tonsley Golf Society, we dusted off the golf bags and chipped […]
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To Edinburgh for a (chilly, but blue sky) weekend exploring the city and its charms. And into the cauldron of […]
Well, thank you everyone for an overwhelming response to this cause! You helped us smash through the original £400 target […]
The reference to 1969, was a subtle acknowledgement/avoidance of the bigger issue at hand: Niki’s 50th! The troops gathered for […]
Probably one of the more embarrassing pages on the website, with no spiel and, until recently, no photos (a few […]
After the polar conditions of the 2012 Tonsley Cup, it took three years for Tonsley Events to thaw out and […]
Never again will this historic duel be fought out at the Cuddington Oval as the Kites start on their new […]
A long off-season and with plenty of boardroom speculation. The fans could put up with the incumbent and long serving […]
Following the success of last year’s Tonsley Tornadoes tour to Staffordshire, I suspect few of those gathered in the car […]
Let it be recorded that this event did actually happen, but let it also be recorded that the captain of […]
The weekend of the 4/5th February saw the 2012 Tonsley Golf Society visit the Wiltshire Hotel and Country Club. To […]
It was a day of many firsts: Congratulations to all and thank you for making the journey to Staffordshire last […]
☰ Section Menu Introduction The Children’s Trust The Challenge The Team Media Updates Training Updates Follow Us Support Us Introduction […]
Following the success (or relative success) of the 2007 cricket tour to Somerset, the Tornados embarked on a second tour […]
No disrespect to previous Tornados sides but, on paper at least, this year’s side was the strongest in the team’s […]
Saturday 27th February saw the Tonsley Golf Society gather for their annual meeting at the now familiar Belmont Golf Club. […]
Another year – another battle ensued. Tonsley win the toss again and get out of the traps unscathed. P.Bruce fights […]
☰ Section Menu Introduction Dick Bruce Alexandra Unit The Challenge The Team Follow Us Blog & Photos Peloton Photos Television […]
Saturday 28th February saw the inaugural Tonsley Golf Society meeting tee off at Belmont Golf Club. The stench of Chicken […]
Much has been said of Pedro Von Slider on these pages over the years but, alas, against all the odds […]
The Tornados won the toss and elected to bat and immediately threw the pairing of P.Bruce and R.Bruce into the […]
Yet another event awaiting Woolfy’s report. If you think that’s totally unacceptable, please email lazy dot bastard at tonsleyevents dot […]
Following his cunning during the Second Chapter of Operation Yelsnot, Robert Bruce Snr received a forfeit for his deception, to […]
As students of Henry Piddington’s work in 1840 will confirm, in late summer the southern end of the gulf-stream often […]
The Old Parsonage in Oxford was the venue, a serious restaurant for a serious occasion: Operation Yelsnot – The Second […]
The 2006 Tonsley Ski Tour to Tignes began ridiculously early with a dawn meet at Gatwick where tickets, Tonsley kit […]
The final game of the Cuddington Cricket Club 2005 season saw a Tonsley Invitational XI arrive in Bucks to take […]
It felt apt to bring together the Committee and the participants for an Opening Dinner (any excuse), which was held […]
With the day almost upon him, Captain “Lucky” Simon Woolf was soon to be, and for the rest of his […]
The Challenge was the brainchild of the four of Tonsley crew during an alcohol-fuelled evening in the Tonsley. The objective […]
Tonsley Events have been proud that, for the second year running, we put full support to the London Marathon. After […]
The Home of Cricket, Lord’s, was the venue for the inaugural Tonsley Lord’s Cricket Challenge. 24 players divided into three […]
James Price (aka “I used to drive a Green Goddess”) emerged winner of the Tonsley Events Grand Prix 2003, after […]
The forward party of Niki and Rob arrived at Gatwick Airport at a sprightly 10am on Boxing Day 2002. Both […]
It was Ian MacCaskel who broke the news to me. While he worked himself into a frenzy telling the viewers […]
Woolfy, Floody, Rob, Niki and Janette took on this famous annual ride, with possibly only one pub stop along the […]
An awesome start to the tour with good Brisbane “winter” weather and a first test win in the Gabba. Lots […]
And so it was that with a heavy heart, a sunburnt nose and a nagging hangover, the Klosters five returned to […]
An extraordinary overland journey started for some forty Clansmen at Waterloo. They then arrived back at Waterloo some 56 hours […]
An elite scratch crew assembled in the Tonsleys to witness Redgrave and the rest of the British “Oarsome Foursome” deliver […]
The six mad cows of La Plagne. In a stunning chalet, owned by a Swedish super model. With Cordon-bleu cooking […]
Five lads were let loose on the third and final tour to Livigno. The cast featured: Mikey “I’m not going […]
Without Snow White, 8 dwarfs whistled into Livigno and brought utter carnage to this peaceful resort. The band included: Slidey, […]
The first of three tours to Livigno in the Italian Dolomites. 1997 saw four pioneers lead an exploratory advance party […]














































