The six mad cows of La Plagne. In a stunning chalet, owned by a Swedish super model. With Cordon-bleu cooking from an antipodean pair. Awesome skiing, awesome weather, coupled with the not so great French nightlife. The six were: Silver Fox, Squeaky Mouse, Lanky Weasel, Frisky Rabbit, Dozy Kiwi and of course Filthy Gerbil.
The Haka echoed across the mountain tops, as also did the New Zealand ditty “Too Tera Mina”. A butler accompanied the team on skiing excursions to provide lunch on time and to ensure the champagne was always “Best Served Chilled”. The Walrus’s whiskers were waxed, the Scotsman really was flying, the doctor’s wife was eventually led to a cold bath and the Gerbil’s small feet flapped about in his oversized ski boots.
Madness personified…
JB
