As
students of Henry Piddington's work in 1840 will confirm, in late summer the southern
end of the gulf-stream often provides the perfect conditions for a "baroclinic
zone". As the barometric pressure starts to fall a "greenhouse"
is created as the prevailing warm air starts to release its vaporised heat. The
power and energy of this process creates an independent meteorological body that
can no longer be confined or its willpower restrained. One that can render worthless
all that might pitifully stand before it. One that is known as a
TORNADO! As
the inhabitants of Cuddington revelled in the final whiffs of summer and the shadows
lengthened across the old cricket square, such a storm was brewing many miles
away.
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The news broke on Wednesday. Sky TV's Francis Wilson was the
first to highlight the impending problem. A tornado was on its way and, like last
year, there seemed to be little in its way. As the blue triangles and red semi
circles converged throughout the day, it became clear that Saturday was to be
the day and Cuddington the location. An hourly vigil was established
and plans a.), b.) and c.) were formulated. Surely Cuddington wouldn't buckle
in the face of the storm. Surely cricket, God's game after all, would be played
and the opportunity to win back the Tonsley Events Challenge Trophy would not
be spurned by the village
All were encouraged to pray. |
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Tonsley Tornados 2006: Ant Dutton, Rob Bruce,
Mark Turner, Nick Moxon, Ed Irvin, Giles Tebbitts, Andy Moxon, Andrew Flood, Jerry
Salsby, Simon Woolf (and Martin Bellamy) | Saturday
morning arrived and it seemed that the prayers had been answered. With the rain
lightening and the skies noticeably brighter than the previous day, the Tornado's
intensity appeared to be dieing. Was this to be an omen for the Tonsley Tornados? The
side featured a number of changes to the victorious 2005 side. In came Antony
Dutton (a.k.a. the "Somerset Slogger"), the all rounder Nick Moxon and
Andrew Flood the famed specialist long boundary fielder. Cuddington
won the all important toss and chose to bat Despite
starting brightly with Rob Bruce and Andrew Moxon bowling a number of good early
overs, Cuddington soon started to dominate with a number of the Tonsley second
string bowlers finding the conditions difficult to master. Both Mark Turner and
the captain Woolfy toiled hard, but the ball now resembled a sponge and encouraging
it to swing or "dobble" was nigh on impossible. As
the overs ticked by, both Jerry Salsby and Antony Dutton were called into bowl
and finally the breakthrough came. Great bowling by both put Cudders on the ropes
and Andrew Moxon's second spell finished them off. In total, Cuddington scored
154 for 7 off their 20 overs. With Tonsley needing almost 8 an over, the contest
was finely balanced. Tonsley opened with Nick Moxon and Antony Dutton.
While the former demonstrated his class with a number of quick singles, the latter
showed his power with a peach of a six and equally well hit four. However, this
aggression proved to be his downfall and it wasn't long before he was caught in
the outfield by Sam Grigg. Next came Martin Bellamy
who showed patience and skill to amass a tidy 12, but just as he seemed to have
played himself in, Sam Grigg popped up again with the second of his three catches.
Andrew Moxon steadied the ship at number 4, but at the other end Ed Irvin,
Rob Bruce, Andrew Flood and Giles Tebbitts lacked confidence and soon departed
due to a mixture of woeful shot selection, lack concentration and bad luck. Mark
Turner rallied the team with a determined and flamboyant innings of 19. His three
marvellous 4s had Cuddington worried, but the overs were passing and it seemed
that the Tornadoes had left it too late for a fight back. Andrew Moxon's return
raised the run rate again, but it all proved to be too little too late and Tonsley
finally succumbed to 131 all out. I congratulate Joe
Bruce and the entire Cuddington team for their victory. They were stronger in
all departments and thoroughly deserved their win. As with last year they were
excellent hosts and all of the Tonsley team would like to thank them for the hospitality
shown. And so, despite the hopes of many, 2006 will
not be recalled as the year that a Tornado ravaged Cuddington, but rather the
date that a prized possession fell into the hands of Cuddington. Be under no illusions,
we want the trophy back and intend to address this next year! SW |