A great
start for the the Tonsley Events league. A special mention must really go to Joe
with his Tonsley Tornados who have not only blown the rest of the
league into the weeds in topping the table, but actually taken up position 50
amongst the 33,806 teams nationwide (and only 3 points off the Metro Top 20 Leaderboard)!
Our league team, the TONSLEY XV, has
served its purpose as a worthy benchmarker, sitting mid-way across the league
with 80 points.
Meeting this benchmark were Mincers
Munchers. Suffolk N Good weren't bad and the NaeNumpties
were nae numpty neither. Paddys Cruisers had a good run while the
Tonsley Tryhards broke the tonne. Large certainly
were not small and the Hookers actually needed props (on that note,
Woppa's Chip Shoppers would do well on a diet). Not even a nutshell
separated KP from the Billy Bekas, both teams nudging
The Mudges. At the top of the league, the Tornados
caused havoc with Brown Wings tight behind.
However,
below our benchmark TONSLEY XV was a slightly disappointing performance
from the not-so-Gooders Ruckers. The Magnificent Sevens
were eight men short and Harry Von Red-pigs were bloody indeed.
The Tonsley Trymasters could learn a trick from the Tryhards.
The Roosters needed their boosters, the Legends died
young and Bath didn't clean up. Heaven's Game got
lost somewhere in Purgatory while, also lacking direction, Egg Chase
went round in circles. The Fazy Luckers did sweet FA and Geds
Giants were badly measured. But, to cap it all, White got
Stuffed.
And that was Week One. Don't
forget to make your transfers for Week Two's matches by 5pm Friday (you're allowed
three each).
As the top finishers this week, Joe
(Tonsley Tornados) and Tom (Brown Wings) will each
make one of the transfers for the TONSLEY XV league team. As a balancer,
White Stuff's Simon can make the third!