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Caption Competition IV

CLOSED:
WINNER:

1st December 2002
Giles Tebbits




Competition winner, Giles at the final of Popstars - The Rivals

Tonsley parties seem to fuel this section of the site with outrageous photographs with this, our fourth such competition being a product of the notorious Gangsterland Chicago party. But, this time our victim has had the last laugh and scooped the prize for the best caption as universally voted by the Tonsley mob.

On 22nd December 2002, Giles and a friend were two of the lucky few to attend the live final round of Popstars - The Rivals.

And rumour would have it that a certain record company representative heard Giles singing along and seized the opportunity to sign him. Nice one, Giles!


So here it is. Our latest offering - and one that we hope will suitably stimulate your "old grey matter".

Worthy of mention is Pedro making his second appearance as victim of this website's audience following his debut in the very first Caption Competition. Oh, his parents are so proud.

But "Hang on!" (I hear you say), "What about the blooming prize?" Well, though we say so ourselves, we have really come up trumps this time, for the winner gets two tickets to the televised final of "Popstars the Rivals". Yup, that's right, two tickets to one of the hottest shows in town - now that really is something to tell your grandchildren.

Either way, as those who have entered before will tell you, all you have to do is fill in the form below, press the zap button and before you can say "Bob's your uncle" your entry will appear here in flashing lights.

 

Giles and Pedro
Giles
Pedro
 
Some of the best: 
 
Despite his dummy's eyes and hands not working, Gile's ventriloquist act went down very well.
(Robbo)
(Previous Winner:
Caption Competition I)
 
As a regular at these events, he asked Pedro if this party had been better than the balls. It quickly became apparent that the spaniard had misunderstood.
(Flash Frankie)
 
As Pedro described what he would otherwise do to Giles' genitals, Giles finally gave up his last cigarette.
(Floody)
 
Pedro - "Forget birds mate; I've got a vision of how good your nipples would feel in my fingers!!"
(Pricey)
 
Giles: "My mate's no dummy - I just put my hands here to make him close his eyes"
(Jeremy)
(Previous Winner:
Caption Competition III)
 
Pedro: "That Floody keeps pinching my arse!"
Giles: "I know he's as bent as a rusty nail" (true story)
(Toby)
 
...continued:
Giles: "...but it's really because of that Toby bloke that I'm in this much pain."
Pedro: "Oh yeah, he kept grabbing my gonads."
(truer story)
(Floody)
 
As his arsehole reached the British Standard 10cm, Giles began to regret laughing at Pedro's claims to have become a Jedi.
(Pricey)
 

WINNING CAPTION:

Giles: "Eeeeeeh Pedro, Fat Sam's bunked da speak easy, gotta keep low porkies forty days, forty nights. So they say, Chico and Danny splitters, so tell Jonny, nobody else. One for da money, two for da show, run wid dat money Pedro - buy low, sell high. Molitas, Tolitas, Tulpego, del fuego. Get da gist of da convo Pedro?" Pedro: "Que?..... I from Barcelona."
(Giles)
 

Giles: "If I tickle you on the neck will you put the handcuffs on again?"
Pedro: "whatever you say boss"
(Jeremy)
(Previous Winner:
Caption Competition III)
 

Pedro: "Buenos pues. El pez fue tan grande!"
(Pedro)
 

and I shall call him... Mini Me
(Knuckles)
 

Joy turned to dismay for Pedro when he bumped into Viz legend Roger Mellie (the man on the telly) at a recent party. Having heard about how much Pedro admired his work, all Roger could say was "Bollocks!! Where's my pint?"
(Samuel)
 

Hey... this gangster life is not so bad, but where are the women??? Oh well, lets enjoy a Fag...!!!!
(Darty)
 

COMPETITION CLOSED