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Caption Competition II

CLOSED:
WINNER:

1st August 2001
Guy Jones-Owen


As was rumoured in the press recently, the second caption competition has indeed closed. The winner - a certain Guy Jones-Owen won with the suitably smutty lines:

Taily: "I can't believe he swallowed the fucking lot"
Robbo: "Mn nmnnmmm mmn mnmmmn"

Quite how it took so long for someone to come up with that is beyond us, but there you go. Anon's effort regarding "brown wings" also receive a Tonsley top mark.

The prize was recently given by Woolfy to Mr. Jones-Owen who, judging by the photo, had looked out his best suit for the occasion! Guy's delight soon turned to despair however as it dawned on him that his new pride and joy would need to be carried across London as he returned home. A trip that wasn't helped when he was kicked off one tube due to the nuisance that the skis were causing!



Guy Jones-Owen receives his p
rize skis from Woolfy

Guy tells us that his wife can't let a day go by without a comment or two about the skis and the fact that they really look fantastic propped up against the hall wall next to the phone. Congratulations Guy, we hope they bring you much enjoyment in Enfield!

Pat-Pat Bruce, Tonsley Tot, with the prize skis

As every good housewife will tell you, April is a time for Spring cleaning and generally sprucing up one's environment. Whether it is a case of throwing out the old and bringing in the new, dusting and hoovering the remains of the winter away or simply updating ones website, it's all got to be done!

And so it is with the TE Caption Competition. For the next 3 months, we will be offering the fantastic - if a little surreal - prize of a pair of Kastle skis. Those skiing aficionados amongst you will of course recognise the brand, but for those less experienced winter holiday-makers out there Kastle are a renowned manufacturer of "high quality" skis from (and say it quietly) Germany.

As used by the famous skiing and triple downhill winner in the mid-90s, Hermut Doffellganner (aka The Black Arrow), these skis have been proven by top scientists to improve both your turning, your speed and your control. Pretty whizzy heh? So if you want to look the Bees' Knees next Winter here's your chance.

By now you should know the form. Look at the picture and enter you caption in the box below. Before you know that tomorrow is Friday, it will be up in lights on this page. Couldn't be easier could it? Good luck and get to it!

 

 

Some of the best:
 
Now then, where did I leave that Charlie?
(Reevesey)
 
With no more room on the window frame, Taily points to where he hangs his socks to dry.
(Robbo - who would
trade the camera for a nice set of skis!)
 
Caption for the Pat Pat picture above: "Noddy shows off his new ultra cool image"
(Robbo (No offence
Paddy - you're looking sharp there!))
 
As Taily entered the room, he wondered why Robbo looked so pleased with himself. It was only then that he realised someone had stolen his "mojo"!
(Taily)
 
Taily shows of his new remote controlled penis!
(Daphne Woolf)
 
Taily's attempt to grow a goatee had disastrous side effects. Robbo was pleased he had shaved that morning.
(Taily)
 
When I said do u want a nibble of my savaloy I didn't mean...
(Anonymous)
 
I wish I had a 12inch cock, said Taily, then I wouldn't have to lug this monster around!!!
(Leo just checking in...)
 
Yes - it was Robbo who put the itching powder in Taily's boxer shorts
(Robbo)
 
Rob, the wannabe Yank, looked on with pity... that's nothing compared to us prime US beef cakes.
(Sacha P)
 
Taily was thrilled to get his brown wings, for Robbo he was just another happy punter!
(Anon)
 
WINNING CAPTION:
Taily: "I can't believe he swallowed the fucking lot"
Robbo: "Mn nmnnmmm mmn mnmmmn"
(Guy)
 
Now Taily understood why accepting a Blow-Job from a man with a lockjaw problem was not a good idea.
(glen tucker)
 
Robbo had resigned himself to the fact that he was about to be de-flowered by Rick Astley's body double.
(Guy)

COMPETITION CLOSED